How To Massage Your Cat



A brisk tongue -in-cheek guide to cat massage. “Approach cat quietly” and then rub , tug and twist your cat into a state of  “prolonged calm”. Instructions accompany 27 strange and charming illustrations to help you achieve the desired effect.

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As kitty gift books go, this is “the best, funniest, most inspiring of them all,” according to the Village Voice and thousands of dedicated readers. Author and Illustrator Alice M. Brock counsels cat owners to approach the cat quietly with palms “up and open,” beginning at the rear, the masseur works all the way around the cat using a “vigorous kneading motion” then rubs, presses, twists, and tugs the cat into a state of complete relaxation. We are assured that a well massaged cat may remain in a state of prolonged calm “for some time”. – The Village Voice